April 27, 2007

Lyrics from ColdPlay's Fix You

When you try your best and you don't succeed,

When you get what you want but not what you need,

When you feel so tired but you just can't sleep,

Stuck in reverse.

 

When tears come streaming down your face,

When you lose something you can't replace,

When you love someone but it goes to waste,

Could it be worse.

 

Lights will guide you home,

And ignite your bones,

And I will try to fix you.

 

From high up above and down below,

When you love too much to let it go,

But if you never try then you'll never know,

Just what you're worth.

 

Lights will guide you home,

And ignite your bones,

And I will try to fix you.

 

Tears stream, down your face,

When you lose something you cannot replace.

Tears stream, down your face,

And I....

Tears stream, down your face,

I will promise you I will learn from my mistakes.

Tears stream, down your face,

And I....

 

Lights will guide you home,

And ignite your bones,

And I will try to fix you.

March 05, 2006

Unexpected discovery with iTunes (Music review: Seu Jorge's "The Life Aquatic Studio Sessions Featuring Seu Jorge")

(I am SOOOO behind in my blogging.  It's fun to write stuff down, but unfortunately time is not a luxury I have)

I'm a bit of a late bloomer when it comes to digital music: I still don't own an iPod or any sort of digital music player and I only started using iTunes about a year ago.  It's not that I don't listen to music, in fact I love music.  I love music so much that there's usually a song or two running in my head.  Hence I've never really needed a portable music player.  I'm also a bit of a hold-out on the whole album listening experience, so I just buy CDs and listen to the whole thing end to end.  And BTW, I don't download any of my music illegally.

So earlier this week I fire up my iTunes while logged in at the QQ office.  I noticed a new "SHARED MUSIC" category in iTunes and when I clicked on it, I discovered I have access to other iTunes users' libraries on the network.  Dudes, it's like the musical equivalent of discovering a gold mine.  There were about three users on the network, and each of them had very (and I mean VERY) different tastes in music.

In one library (Lulu's), I ran across some Latin music.  Between Capoeira and Salsa, I've pretty much been bombarded by Latin music for the past year (which I still can't comprehend), so of course I had to see what it was.  Dudes, this is what awesomeness I found.

B000brd6t401mzzzzzzz Seu Jorge's "The Life Aquatic Studio Sessions Featuring Seu Jorge" is one amazing CD.  Jorge both starred in the "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" and is also responsible for a number of David Bowie covers that were featured on the soundtrack.  Jorge's "The Life Aquatic Studio Sessions Featuring Seu Jorge" is the entire Bowie session.

Jorge redoes Bowie using only an acoustic guitar and his own beautiful voice.  With Portuguese lyrics and a more mellow sound, the songs are oddly familiar.  'nuff said, this CD is awesome.  I've been trying to introduce it to everyone I know.  Five out of five!

PS: The CD's an import, so it costs about $20 to buy anywhere.  However iTunes carries it for $9.99 and also includes an exclusive track.  It's a big enough difference for me to buy the whole CD online rather than try to score a physical copy.

October 15, 2005

Movie Review: The Wayward Cloud

WatermelonOne of the reasons I participated in the Toronto International Film Festival this year was because I was looking for something different, something challenging that would engage the mind and not just another fluffy movie to be filed in the annex of “things I’ve watched but don’t really remember.”

So for my last movie of the 2005 TIFF season, I picked Tsai Ming-Liang’s The Wayward Cloud (Tian Bian Yi Duo Yun).  Starring Lee Kang-Sheng as Hsiao-Kang and Chen Shiang-Chyi as Shiang-Chyi, this was also one of the movies recommended by the Toronto Star.  My past experiences with independent Asian cinema have always been pleasant: not too artistic to be unenjoyable by the masses, not too overproduced to make the art descriptor seem like contrived bullet point added to the advertising campaign.  I’ve never experienced any of Tsai’s movies before but the description provided on the TIFF website was quirky enough that I was rather excited to watch this movie.

Character_1My original plan was to go watch The Wayward Cloud with PD and PL.  _AFTER_ I purchased the tickets, PD and PL both found excuses to not attend: something to do with a Les Mis show and a U2 concert.  Bogus!  I think both they had hot dates for a Friday night and conveniently decided to ditch this hopelessly single guy.  Fortunately I have other cool friends I can hang out with.  Instead of PD and PL, I went with SL and ML.  SL and ML are both in the creative business so they were much better companions anyways.  (PD/PL, you suck!)

What a brilliant movie!  The Wayward Cloud turned out to be everything I was expecting.  This was by far the most enjoyable movie I’ve watched during this year’s TIFF, and the best movie I’ve watched in quite a while.  For me, this movie is definitely a 5 out of 5.  A disclaimer though for this rating: as one reviewer put it, this movie is for people who enjoy reading movies and not for people who just want to watch a movie.  SL estimates that maybe 10% of the attendees would have understood the movie, and by the nature of the event, this was already a very select crowd.

I am unable to resist putting my thoughts about this movie on paper (or in my blog as the medium may be).  And since I have proven myself unable to be terse, here comes an unintended dissertation on Tsai Ming-Liang’s The Wayward Cloud:

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What is The Wayward Cloud?  Unfortunately I didn’t get a chance to hear Tsai speak after the showing, but my take on the movie is that it’s an exploration of human desires: having a lot of something but wanting something else.  While that premise does sound rather boring, its Tsai’s use of cinematic devices throughout the movie that makes it such a pleasure to watch.  It is also a black comedy (at least that’s what ML said…  I really don’t know what that term means).  You will find yourself wanting to laugh but suppressing it because your sense of common decorum tells you that it’s rude.  My advice: go ahead and laugh.  It is funny!

 

What glorious sounds (or lack thereof)!

When you watch a movie, you expect certain sounds to emanate from the film.  Whether it is the dialogue, the background music or the sound effects, you expect to hear “regular” sounds.  In The Wayward Cloud, Tsai plays around with the sound by muting most of the ambient noises and exaggerating selected ones, for example the clanking of the wooden clogs, the squishing of the watermelons, the staccato of the jackhammers.  In terms of character dialogue, I don’t even remember if Lee spoke at all.

The Wayward Cloud is not a silent film where the addition of sound is used to mask the silence.  Through his use of sound, Tsai pulls you into the movie by attenuating your senses to the film: you are not distracted by noise but are focused on the sound; you are able to hear and enjoy the musical qualities of the sounds and become hypnotised by the simplicity.  And this clarity is such a pleasure to experience that your ears perk up and demands more.

For me, the aural aspect of the movie was a particularly pleasurable because of my poor eyesight.  Being as occularly challenged as I am, when my eyes are tired they can become overwhelmed by the visual noise of everyday life.  When that happens, I close my eyes to shut out the noise and just focus on using touch and sound to guide me.  Tsai’s use of sound was able to reproduce that experience.

Surprisingly, I found that at the end of the movie – right about the time the Chen dropped the watermelon – this sound effect wasn’t quite as prominent.  I’m not sure whether it’s because Tsai turned down the sound, or whether it was because I was so engrossed in the character development that I wasn’t paying as much attention to the sound.

 

What a funny place!

The Wayward Cloud takes place in Taipei during a severe drought.  Hoarding and conserving water becomes a way of life for these people; for Chen is her raison d’être.

This Taipei is perpetually caught in the twilight of the afternoon, that period of time during the day where there is an absence of activity on the streets because everyone is in their offices, at school, etc.  The time of day when you feel out of place if you were wandering those same streets.

So why Taipei during a drought?  First, the drought serves as a backdrop for the absurdity that occurs in the movie.  It gives the characters a reason to engage in their bizarre behaviour.  Second, the city’s blandness helps to illustrate the character’s isolation; when you are bored of life, everything seems so far away.

 

Have you f*cked a watermelon today?

Tsai utilises two key devices in The Wayward Cloud to illustrate the leimotivs of sexual desires: the watermelon and water.  These devices symbolize two extremes on the sexual scale with the watermelon representing wanton sexuality and the water representing the absence thereof.

Watermelon3Tsai introduces the watermelon at the beginning of the movie with Lee literally fucking a watermelon juxtaposed against the vagina of the porn actress Sumomo Yozakura.  You aren’t quite sure whether the watermelon is just a method that Tsai is using to avoid showing the vagina, or whether it is a kinky toy used by Lee.  Tsai isn’t quite as obvious with his use of water and it almost seems to be just a necessity of the drought.

Lee’s affinity is to the watermelon.  He makes his money from pornography and therefore has more than a sufficient supply of watermelon.  But his enjoyment of the watermelon is a double-edged sword.   Once done with his job, he is obsessed with washing the taint of the watermelon off with water.  But the water – and correspondingly sexual purity - is elusive; his own supply is limited or tainted (à la the shower sex scene) and he is happy to partake in Chen’s supply.

Chen’s character’s affinity is to the water.  She hoards it, but her acquisition and consumption is more obsessive in nature than necessary.  While she has more than ample water to survive, she is curious and desires Lee and his watermelon.  But Lee doesn’t want to taint Chen and refuses her offer of watermelon [juices].

One of the funnier subtext is the fictional government warning that is pervasive throughout the movie.  During the drought, the government is encouraging its citizens to drink watermelon juice instead of water.  Perhaps Tsai is suggesting in a tongue-in-cheek kind of way that sex can be a substitution for the boring normalcy of every day life.

 

Did they get what they want?

Watermelon2The procession of the story can be anticipated by Chen’s acquisition of her own whole watermelon.  Watermelons are fragile fruits and you can foresee the watermelon cracking open in a very violent way.  And it does.

The movie starts to come to a conclusion when Chen shatters her precious watermelon quite clumsily and soon she finds herself the subject of Lee’s sexual desires.  To put it bluntly, he ejaculates in her mouth instead of completing his porn shoot with a dead woman.  Chen gets her watermelon, and Lee gets his water.  But is this what they want?

I wonder what Tsai would have said if I asked him that question?

 

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Okay, I’ve written enough.  This posting took me forever to complete.  Now I’m bored.  Moving on to something else…

October 06, 2005

Guess where I was last night?

<< HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA THEME >>

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How's that for my first ever live hockey game!

September 16, 2005

Movie Review: John & Jane

JjSince I'm really too lazy (or more importantly, I didn't have time) to research the movies that were showing at the Toronto International Film Festival, I made most of my movie choices based on this article in the Toronto Star.  Ashim Ahluwalia's "John & Jane" was the top pick of the review so on Wednesday, PD and I decided to go see it.

"John & Jane" was described as a documentary about the effects of globalisation as seen from the perspective of workers in the Indian offshore call centres.  PD, il l'amour X and I were looking forward to seeing this movie since we were expecting a scathing commentary on American globalisation and capitalism.  The perfect fuel to feed a a few sarcastic individuals working in Corporate America.

Boy were we bullshot.  Here's how I'd describe the film: "A pointless caricature of the Indian call centre worker."  The subjects were so exaggerated they became irrelevant to whatever point the director was trying to make.  If there was even a point at all.  PD, X and I agree that the whole purpose of the film was probably just because the director wanted to make a documentary.  C'est tout.

The funny thing was I actually thought I was just an uncouth and unculcutured individual for not understanding the brilliance of this movie.  Turns out I wasn't the only one worried about that.  X was apparently thinking the same thing.  We were both incredibly relieved to see PD give this movie the worst vote possible and realised our opinion of the movie was shared.

I give this movie a 1 out of 5.  It sucked.

September 12, 2005

Movie Review: Seven Swords

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Went to watch Tsui Hark's Seven Swords with JKL & DL on Sunday.  This is my first of hopefully three movies I'll be catching as part of this year's Toronto International Film Festival.

I've always been a sucker for Chinese swordfighting epics and Seven Swords delivers what I expected in spades.  But like most of these epics, Seven Swords is incredibly confusing; I'll probably need to watch it again just to understand some of the details behind the story (or I could read the novel but my Chinese literacy is abysmal).  And maybe I'm being a bit presumptuous here, but I found that Tsui Hark was - to some extent - trying to emulate Lord of the Rings in the camera angles they used to portray the vast barrenness of the environment (especially the first shot of Fire & Wind's castle...  it reminds me of the scene in LotR when they arrive at Rohan).

So if you're into the genre, I'd say 4 out of 5... go watch it (I'm going to catch it again).  But if you're not into this genre of movies, then you'd probably only give it 2 out of 5 at most.

July 26, 2005

My current iTunes music rotation

I've been experimenting with my music collection lately.  Here's what rotating through my iTunes player:

  • Various Elvis Costello CDs:  Been meaning to try him out for a while.  Thanks to N for loaning me his CDs.  Very interesting.
  • Coldplay "X&Y":  Undecided about this one...
  • Gorillaz "Demon Days":  Love it (see my past review)
  • The White Stripes "Get Behind Me Satan": Tres interesting...
  • Nine Inch Nails "[WITH_TEETH]":  Haven't ripped this onto my iTunes yet.  Not angry enough lately.

More reviews to follow.

July 19, 2005

These Boots Are Made for Boring

0605_jessica_simpson_eCaught the new video for Jessica Simpson's cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" on Muchmusic the other day.  WTF!!!!  This video is horrendously annoying. (Find the video here)

Let's start with the music: the cover sucked.  Uninspiring, boring, yada yada yada; it's only purpose in life is as a marketing device.

Then there's the video.  Jessica's got an awesome body and looks and all, but do they have to parade her sexuality so tactlessly?  Maybe if I was 13 instead of approaching 30, I MIGHT find this video titillating.  Right now, it just feels like someone gave you so much candy that you want to puke at the thought of more candy.  There's so much sex in the video that it's completely unsexy.

Maybe I'm getting too old, but there's definitely something I find sexier in subtlety vs. crass exhibitionism.

June 30, 2005

For a fleeting moment, you could feel (Movie Review: Howl's Moving Castle)

It was the Thursday before the Canada Day long weekend.  In the interest of maintaining a healthy work/life balance, I took off early to watch Howl's Moving Castle with J & D.  You know, for a couple of out of work people, they sure had trouble arriving on time (and therefore caused me to miss the first 15 minutes of the moving).  I shall exact my fair recompense.

   

The movie poster for Disney's presentation of Hayao Miyazaki 's Howl's Moving Castle

As I was watching Howl's, I was thinking about how I would describe this movie to a friend.  I could describe the story verbatim, but I don't think that's a fair way to do it.  Practically speaking, the story itself is very simple; so simple that all the details distract to the point of confusion (confusion seems to a common complaint amongst reviewers).  But that is not the reason I will definitely watch this Miyazaki movie again.

Howl's is, in short, a war/love story (I'm not sure if that's the correct term) set in a fantastical fairy tale.  What I remember most about the movie were the emotions it evoked while watching the movie; for the two hours you are in the theatre you are not watching as much as experiencing it.  Miyazaki has once again demonstrated his wondrous ability to use stunning visuals and Joe Hisaishi's music to immerse you into his world and his characters.  You shared Sophie's sense of awe and beauty as she discovered what Howl's world offered her.  You shared the pain and love Sophie felt for Howl.  Even though I am not privileged enough to be sharing that feeling of love with a special someone, it was nice to be reminded of that feeling even if it was only for a fleeting moment.

So if you are a hopeless romantic and a sentimentalist like me, go watch Howl's.  I'm definitely picking up the DVD and enjoying this movie again.  Hopefully the next time I won't be alone.  I say 5 out of 5.

June 28, 2005

I share your fascination with monkeys (Music Review: Gorillaz "Demon Days")

Demon DaysThis is probably going to be a two part review since the jury is still out on this album...

I like my Gorillaz.  One of the funniest lines ever is in 19-2000: "There's a monkey in the jungle watching a paper trial, caught up in the conflict between his head and his tail."  I even watched them live when they played at the Docks a few years ago (waste of money).

The thing I like about Gorillaz is how their whole album melds into one experience, their songs flowing into one another.  But it's also for this same reason that I'm having trouble deciding how much I like this album.  The only opportunity I have to listen to this album is while I'm at work and I haven't really had the opportunity to give the album the attention it deserves to appreciate its nuances.  I wasn't too impressed the first time through the album, but given the band the benefit of the doubt, I've listened to them a few more times.  It's definitely growing on me.

In comparison with their first album, Demon Days seems to have taken more of a softer edge.  Where Gorillaz was more like an angry monkey that was beating you stupid with a sharp edged stick, Demon Days is the same angry monkey high on weed.  More hip hop & funk than rock - which isn't surprising considering the team working on this album.

Right now I'm particularyly fond of the track Feel Good Inc.; extremely funky (I have to add it to my "Sexy Funky Music" list) but I think I may get bored of it after a while.  The other tracks are growing on me as well.  I just caught myself smiling to Don't Get Lost In Heaven.

So right now, 3.5 stars out of 5.  But it seems to be climbing.  I suspect that it'll grow to a 4.5 stars as soon as I get to spend more time with it.

June 14, 2005

Paul McCartney - Live in Red Square

Last night, A&E showed Paul McCartney - Live in Red Square.  Needless to say my productivity level for those two hours was completely non-existant.  It was amazing!!!  I gotta get the DVD.

I almost shed a tear when Sir Paul was playing "Live and Let Die".  Gawd, the music was beautiful!!!  (Am I gushing too much?)

I'm still trying to figure out if it I thought it was a bit too megalomaniacal (they seem to be trying almost too hard not to say Beatles brought about Perestroika) our whether their influence was really that significant.  But who cares, the show was awesome!!!

  • On Mikhail Gorbachev's appearance in the show: Dude's glowing.  I mean he looks much happier (and much more plump) than when he was head of state.
  • On Vladimir Putin's appearance in the show: Smile dude, smile.

On another note, I have two more blog articles queued up, but these will take me quite a bit longer to write: "Ving Tsun Technique: Self-training for Fok Sau"; and "Bloody 'ell people, learn how to hold the steering wheel properly."

June 10, 2005

Upcoming Summer Movies

I really need to get myself to the theatres more often.  There's a number of movies that's out or will be coming out that I really want to watch.

  • Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith: I haven't watched this yet, but 'nuff said.  Most of my hardcore geek friends have watched it, so I gotta find some non-hardcores to go.
  • Howl's Moving Castle: This is Hayao Miyazaki's latest film.  I've been a huge fan of Mr. Miyazki's work since I first watched Laputa: Castle in the Sky.  For a while, Mr. Miyazki's movies became very preachy and were really hard to accept unless you lived in Japan (I really didn't get Pom Poko).  But his last few movies have seemed to have restored some of the fantastical joys of his first movies.  I have very high hopes for this one.
  • Batman Begins: I'm male.  I read comics.  I'm a fan of noir movies.  What do you expect?
  • Mr. and Mrs. Smith: This is going to be complete mind candy.  But everyone needs some mind candy every now and then.

Did you know that Christian Bale stars in both Howl's Moving Castle and Batman Begins!