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October 21, 2005

A really intimidating Capoeira demo

I've done a number of street rodas and one or two shows, but to this date, I'm still not comfortable with performing in Capoeira demos...

... so it didn't help that yesterday night (like 2300 night), Axé Capoeira was invited to do a demo at the PEN Canada event held at the Hart House at the University of Toronto...

... and it didn't help that we were waiting so long that any semblance of concentration had dissipated by the time we were asked to perform...

... and it didn't help that as soon as we walked in I saw Adrienne Clarkson, former Governor-General of Canada...

... and it didn't help that when I left I noticed John Raulston Saul next to her.

Everyone else rocked. I could barely clap.

October 18, 2005

Okay, I suck

Reading through my post on The Wayward Cloud, I realise how much my writing sucks.  Hell, a few words I used in that article were brand new words I've never used before.  And I only learnt those words from reading other people's reviews.

I suck!

October 17, 2005

Glad to be back in Toronto

After travelling for most of last week, I'm glad to be back in Toronto.  I'm usually a good traveller, but this particular trip really screwed me up.  Why?

  1. Travelling after a long weekend: Long weekends are screwy already; a Tuesday feels like a Monday, etc.
  2. Flying to three cities over three days.
  3. Travelling the day before the actual day of the event: Especially when I was re-booking my hotel in Vancouver.  The Wednesday was actually the second day of the work week and I woke up in Edmonton but ended up in Vancouver.
  4. Waking up at 0500 every day.
  5. Not having enough light in the mornings to kick start my bio clock.
  6. Eating crap every day.

I took Sunday to adjust, but I'm still feeling a bit whacky.  Actually, I'm feeling kinda bloated since I was my normal amounts but not really burning the calories.  Planning on going to Capoeira four times this week so hopefully that's going to get my system back to normal.

October 15, 2005

Movie Review: The Wayward Cloud

WatermelonOne of the reasons I participated in the Toronto International Film Festival this year was because I was looking for something different, something challenging that would engage the mind and not just another fluffy movie to be filed in the annex of “things I’ve watched but don’t really remember.”

So for my last movie of the 2005 TIFF season, I picked Tsai Ming-Liang’s The Wayward Cloud (Tian Bian Yi Duo Yun).  Starring Lee Kang-Sheng as Hsiao-Kang and Chen Shiang-Chyi as Shiang-Chyi, this was also one of the movies recommended by the Toronto Star.  My past experiences with independent Asian cinema have always been pleasant: not too artistic to be unenjoyable by the masses, not too overproduced to make the art descriptor seem like contrived bullet point added to the advertising campaign.  I’ve never experienced any of Tsai’s movies before but the description provided on the TIFF website was quirky enough that I was rather excited to watch this movie.

Character_1My original plan was to go watch The Wayward Cloud with PD and PL.  _AFTER_ I purchased the tickets, PD and PL both found excuses to not attend: something to do with a Les Mis show and a U2 concert.  Bogus!  I think both they had hot dates for a Friday night and conveniently decided to ditch this hopelessly single guy.  Fortunately I have other cool friends I can hang out with.  Instead of PD and PL, I went with SL and ML.  SL and ML are both in the creative business so they were much better companions anyways.  (PD/PL, you suck!)

What a brilliant movie!  The Wayward Cloud turned out to be everything I was expecting.  This was by far the most enjoyable movie I’ve watched during this year’s TIFF, and the best movie I’ve watched in quite a while.  For me, this movie is definitely a 5 out of 5.  A disclaimer though for this rating: as one reviewer put it, this movie is for people who enjoy reading movies and not for people who just want to watch a movie.  SL estimates that maybe 10% of the attendees would have understood the movie, and by the nature of the event, this was already a very select crowd.

I am unable to resist putting my thoughts about this movie on paper (or in my blog as the medium may be).  And since I have proven myself unable to be terse, here comes an unintended dissertation on Tsai Ming-Liang’s The Wayward Cloud:

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What is The Wayward Cloud?  Unfortunately I didn’t get a chance to hear Tsai speak after the showing, but my take on the movie is that it’s an exploration of human desires: having a lot of something but wanting something else.  While that premise does sound rather boring, its Tsai’s use of cinematic devices throughout the movie that makes it such a pleasure to watch.  It is also a black comedy (at least that’s what ML said…  I really don’t know what that term means).  You will find yourself wanting to laugh but suppressing it because your sense of common decorum tells you that it’s rude.  My advice: go ahead and laugh.  It is funny!

 

What glorious sounds (or lack thereof)!

When you watch a movie, you expect certain sounds to emanate from the film.  Whether it is the dialogue, the background music or the sound effects, you expect to hear “regular” sounds.  In The Wayward Cloud, Tsai plays around with the sound by muting most of the ambient noises and exaggerating selected ones, for example the clanking of the wooden clogs, the squishing of the watermelons, the staccato of the jackhammers.  In terms of character dialogue, I don’t even remember if Lee spoke at all.

The Wayward Cloud is not a silent film where the addition of sound is used to mask the silence.  Through his use of sound, Tsai pulls you into the movie by attenuating your senses to the film: you are not distracted by noise but are focused on the sound; you are able to hear and enjoy the musical qualities of the sounds and become hypnotised by the simplicity.  And this clarity is such a pleasure to experience that your ears perk up and demands more.

For me, the aural aspect of the movie was a particularly pleasurable because of my poor eyesight.  Being as occularly challenged as I am, when my eyes are tired they can become overwhelmed by the visual noise of everyday life.  When that happens, I close my eyes to shut out the noise and just focus on using touch and sound to guide me.  Tsai’s use of sound was able to reproduce that experience.

Surprisingly, I found that at the end of the movie – right about the time the Chen dropped the watermelon – this sound effect wasn’t quite as prominent.  I’m not sure whether it’s because Tsai turned down the sound, or whether it was because I was so engrossed in the character development that I wasn’t paying as much attention to the sound.

 

What a funny place!

The Wayward Cloud takes place in Taipei during a severe drought.  Hoarding and conserving water becomes a way of life for these people; for Chen is her raison d’être.

This Taipei is perpetually caught in the twilight of the afternoon, that period of time during the day where there is an absence of activity on the streets because everyone is in their offices, at school, etc.  The time of day when you feel out of place if you were wandering those same streets.

So why Taipei during a drought?  First, the drought serves as a backdrop for the absurdity that occurs in the movie.  It gives the characters a reason to engage in their bizarre behaviour.  Second, the city’s blandness helps to illustrate the character’s isolation; when you are bored of life, everything seems so far away.

 

Have you f*cked a watermelon today?

Tsai utilises two key devices in The Wayward Cloud to illustrate the leimotivs of sexual desires: the watermelon and water.  These devices symbolize two extremes on the sexual scale with the watermelon representing wanton sexuality and the water representing the absence thereof.

Watermelon3Tsai introduces the watermelon at the beginning of the movie with Lee literally fucking a watermelon juxtaposed against the vagina of the porn actress Sumomo Yozakura.  You aren’t quite sure whether the watermelon is just a method that Tsai is using to avoid showing the vagina, or whether it is a kinky toy used by Lee.  Tsai isn’t quite as obvious with his use of water and it almost seems to be just a necessity of the drought.

Lee’s affinity is to the watermelon.  He makes his money from pornography and therefore has more than a sufficient supply of watermelon.  But his enjoyment of the watermelon is a double-edged sword.   Once done with his job, he is obsessed with washing the taint of the watermelon off with water.  But the water – and correspondingly sexual purity - is elusive; his own supply is limited or tainted (à la the shower sex scene) and he is happy to partake in Chen’s supply.

Chen’s character’s affinity is to the water.  She hoards it, but her acquisition and consumption is more obsessive in nature than necessary.  While she has more than ample water to survive, she is curious and desires Lee and his watermelon.  But Lee doesn’t want to taint Chen and refuses her offer of watermelon [juices].

One of the funnier subtext is the fictional government warning that is pervasive throughout the movie.  During the drought, the government is encouraging its citizens to drink watermelon juice instead of water.  Perhaps Tsai is suggesting in a tongue-in-cheek kind of way that sex can be a substitution for the boring normalcy of every day life.

 

Did they get what they want?

Watermelon2The procession of the story can be anticipated by Chen’s acquisition of her own whole watermelon.  Watermelons are fragile fruits and you can foresee the watermelon cracking open in a very violent way.  And it does.

The movie starts to come to a conclusion when Chen shatters her precious watermelon quite clumsily and soon she finds herself the subject of Lee’s sexual desires.  To put it bluntly, he ejaculates in her mouth instead of completing his porn shoot with a dead woman.  Chen gets her watermelon, and Lee gets his water.  But is this what they want?

I wonder what Tsai would have said if I asked him that question?

 

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Okay, I’ve written enough.  This posting took me forever to complete.  Now I’m bored.  Moving on to something else…

October 14, 2005

Training with Axe Capoeira Vancouver

One of the few luxuries I've been able to afford on this rather silly trip is the opportunity to visit and train at the Axé Capoeira academy in Vancouver.  After sitting in a plane for every evening since Monday, it's good to finally do something physically active and stretch out those stiff muscles.

The academy is situated on one of the major thoroughfares in Vancouver, so finding it was relatively easy.  I went to the B1-3 classes and was pleasantly surprised that I was able to keep up.  I've heard that the Vancouver guys are much better than the Toronto crowd so yes, I was worried that I would really suck in comparison.

I was hoping to be able to practice with Mestre Barrão but he's in Brazil.  Lelo was also not available since he was starting a new class.  Lori, a marrom-azul, was teaching instead and we did quite a bit of Maculelê.  Lori is so much nicer than Careca ;-).

I'm bringing back 3 berimbaus and 3 pandeiros for the other students.  Hopefully this will mean more students will become proficient with the instruments very shortly.

PS: Okay, so I need to focus on my cardio training a bit more.  Nearly puked all over the academy floor during Maculelê.  I suck.

October 13, 2005

Muffins, Wraps and Sandwiches

It's been three days in a row that I've been fed the same muffins for breakfast, and the same wraps and sandwiches for lunch.  I've never been fond of sandwiches in the first place, but having the same stuff in three different cities three days in a row is starting to REALLY ANNOY ME.

North America, let me introduce you to.... VARIETY.

Holee shit!

Greetings from Vancouver

I'm finally at my last stop on this crazy trip out West.  Glad to be back in a big city.  I don't think I could stand another day in the flat lands.

My days are going to be full while in Vancouver.  If everything works out, I should be going to Mestre's Capoeira class tonight, then dinner with an old acquaintance.  Tomorrow night and Saturday will be family stuff.

PS: Apparently every taxi driver in Alberta agrees that Toronto is colder than Calgary/Edmonton.  The humidity and wind makes a big difference.  This is doing much for my machoism.  As a Torontonian, I am officially tougher than the Albertans.

PPS: If you're in Vancouver and you're a red blooded male, you gotta go to Kobe's Japanese Steak and Seafood House.  Dude, like I thought we had good hiring practices at Salad King, but this place puts our waitresses to shame.  Ouch!

October 11, 2005

Greetings from Edmonton

Now I'm in Edmonton.  BP and I caught an earlier flight since the training session finished early.  Having nothing better to do in Edmonton, we went to the West Edmonton Mall and killed time.

Apart from the ecclectic collection of attractions, the WEM is really no different than any other mall.  In fact, it's got less variety than Square One, Yorkdale or the Eaton Centre.  Rather dissappointing actually.  We finished the night off by watching "Serenity"...  I'll be writing about that  later.

My impression of Calgary: a small town spread over a wide area.  I think I'd get bored silly if I lived here.

October 10, 2005

Greetings from Calgary

I'm in Calgary right now for work.  On Thanksgiving Day, downtown Calgary is a veritable ghost town.  Apart from being accosted by a few of the homeless, I've been left with absolutely no impression of Calgary whatsoever.

October 09, 2005

Id gonna be a chilly ride

With all the travelling I have to do over the next few weeks, this weekend is probably the last opportunity for me to go riding on the Chameleon before it gets too cold.  So I got dressed up in my thermals and did a good long ride down to Sifu's house for Ving Tsun research class.

The one advantage about being a snowboarder: you've got a lot of technical gear.  So with an underlayer of capilene, track pants, a T-shirt, a fleece vest and glove liners beneath my riding gloves, I was more than warm enough for single digit temperature riding.

For some bizarre, I was rather amused by the phrase <Mexican Accent> "Id gonna be a chilly ride." </Mexican Accent>.  So I was repeating this to myself while I made the chilly ride.

October 06, 2005

Guess where I was last night?

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How's that for my first ever live hockey game!

Funky pictures: 05/09/30

Really awesome sky captured as I was leaving work last Friday.  You can see the White Rocket in the middle of the pictures

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October 05, 2005

Good bye Karting Season 2005

Karting season is finally over.  Even though I only raced for half the season due to an errant engine, it's still quite the commitment so I'm glad to get my weekends back.

The final karting event at the Simcoe Kart Club is the Rocket Robbie Charity Enduro.  Robbie was a member of the SKC until he graduated to bigger and faster machines.  Unfortunately a freak accident in a midget now has him permanently confined to a wheelchair.  So every year for the past 5 year, SKC ends off the season with the charity enduro.

This is my first year racing in an enduro, which is an hour long kart race.  I was scheduled to race in the Senior Lite class with AF as my co-driver, and in the 2-stroke class with EL as my co-driver.  EL's leash tightened up at the last second so he was unable to go.  I ended up racing with JP instead.

It would be fair to say that this season ended with a bang.  The Senior Lite field was huge and the racers were ridiculously aggressive.  Before I even got a chance to take over from AF, he got taken out permanently by another racer.  He actually got taken out three times: the first two times I was able to fix the kart on the track; the last time involved breaking a throttle control permanently, so we were SOL.  The 2-stroke class was much better.  I still wasn't able to get my engine running properly (it's now at Camden for the winter) so I ran with EL's instead.  It was an eclectic class consisting of one Yamaha, two 80cc Senior Shifters and our Rotax.  JP and I came in second in the race.  We weren't able to beat KF's 80 Shifter primarily because he was 60 lbs lighter than us!  But it's good to know our Rotax was probably the fastest thing on the track for it's weight class.

With the season over, now the debate begins again as to whether I will continue racing next year.

October 03, 2005

Everyone around the world

I heard the news about the Bali bombing on Saturday morning and immediately called KC since she was on route there for a two week vacation.  Fortunately she was still in transit in San Francisco and I was able to pass the information to her in time for her to verify her plans.

The world is definitely becoming more and more of a smaller place.  It seems like every time there is a major event around the globe, there's a very good chance someone you know will be touched.  In the past two years I've had a colleague who's lost a sister in the Tsunami, a relative who fought in the Afghan war, an uncle who got stuck in London during the subway bombing and now a friend visting Bali.

Unfortunately positive changes tend to develop slowly, so the only events the world tends to pay attention to are negative ones that happen in explosive bursts.