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July 27, 2005

Sifu's New Ving Tsun class

Sifu started a new VT class Tuesday (yesterday).  This is a very special class since this is his first new class since simo passed away.  I'm going to try to help out as much as possible but it's going to be tricky splitting my time between Capoeira, the senior VT class and this new junior class.

The new class size is huge!  I'm guessing about 30 people even though sifu only wanted about 12.  He's worried about being exhausted from teaching them (sticky hands with 30 people are a lot of work), but that's why the sihings are there: we'll give the jumior class a good workout on behalf of sifu.  However if history is any judge, I expect only 20 - 30% of them to make it to graduation.

This class has potential though.  Sifu taught them the opening moves for "siu lim tau" (little thought training set) yesterday and I was watching the way the students were holding their fists.  This is a dead giveaway for whether the student has any talent or not: anyone with any natural aptitude will make a fist correctly whether or not they've been taught before.  Of the class of 30, only two made their fists incorrectly, a darn good ratio.

There are three couples in the class: two that are going out with students in the senior class and one completely new couple.  I'm determined to teach the new students (the girlfriends) how to kick the asses of their senior boyfriends.  It's a bit disturbing watching them though: R can't keep his hands off S and E can't stop getting turned on by A's ass gyrations (during warm-up).  Perverts! (okay, I'm jealous)

There's also two caucasian guys in the class.  In the past, sifu has only accepted Chinese students out of convenience.  The VT terms and concepts are better explained in Cantonese but since most of the CBCs don't understand Cantonese anyways, sifu capitulated and has started excepting non-Chinese as well.  The only problem is that they're a bit too tall for sifu's basement and I'm concerned that one of them is going to crack his head open on sifu's ceiling.

I can't wait till the first cocky guy starts showing off.  I love beating the crap out of the cocky kids.  I am such an ass. ;-P

July 26, 2005

My current iTunes music rotation

I've been experimenting with my music collection lately.  Here's what rotating through my iTunes player:

  • Various Elvis Costello CDs:  Been meaning to try him out for a while.  Thanks to N for loaning me his CDs.  Very interesting.
  • Coldplay "X&Y":  Undecided about this one...
  • Gorillaz "Demon Days":  Love it (see my past review)
  • The White Stripes "Get Behind Me Satan": Tres interesting...
  • Nine Inch Nails "[WITH_TEETH]":  Haven't ripped this onto my iTunes yet.  Not angry enough lately.

More reviews to follow.

July 23, 2005

A new baby coder!!!

On Saturday 05/07/16, a new arrival was received by the Cranky Coder family.  Born at 7 lbs odd, Rosie is the newest member of the Cranky Coder family.

Cranky Coder is the first of my high school chums to reproduce.  Congratulations and way to go dude!!!

PS: I am a bit disturbed by your description of the amount of stress you are experiencing.  You have been subjected to cruel and unusual punishment at your previous place of employment, so for you to say that this is the most stressful experience in your life leaves me concerned as to my ability to handle offspring.

PPS: One Amazing Miracle Blanket is coming your way.

Event Alert: Honda Crystal Cup @ Shannonville (05/07/27 - 05/07/31)

Simcoe Kart Club will be hosting the first ever Honda Canada Cup @ Shannonville this year.  This is one hell of a track, with the shifters hitting top speeds of over 190 km/h.

I have finally made a decision and I will be running in the Rotax Senior race on Friday and the TAG Senior race on Sunday.  I'm going to be heading in on Thursday night, racing on Friday, coming back out Friday night, going to the beach with the Capoeira group on Saturday, heading back in on Saturday night, racing on Sunday and then returning finally on Sunday night.  It's going to be one crazy-ass long weekend.

July 20, 2005

Race Report: SKC Race #6

(Always save your blog posts on a regular basis.  I didn't.  I suck)

Last weekend's race was my first race this season.  After waiting wayyy too long for my engine to come back from the shop and finally finishing the set-up last weekend, I was ready to run!

Sunday was one of those days that reminded you why only the hardcore race.  It was one of those days where the weather and mechanics conspired to make you show your mettle by making you work like a dog.

The 0545 wake up time wasn't too bad since Careca wore me out the day before in Capoeira and I slept very well on Saturday night.  Expecting the probability of rain, I spent the drive debating whether I would race or not.  I had my rain rims in my trunk so it wasn't a matter of equipment but whether I had the will to run in the rain.

Once at the track the racing bug bit.  So race it was.

The track was still wet from rain from the night before.  There were puddles of standing water and the track was still moist, so while I could run slicks I needed to change the kart setting for a wet track.  Widened my front end, narrowed my back end, upped my gear, filled the Red Beast up with fluid and started her up.  Two and a half hours after arriving at the track (okay so some of that was spent setting up the trailer, shooting the sh*t, etc.), the Red Beast was good to go.

... and just as I was pulling into pre-grid for practice, the started failed to turn.  Suspecting that it was a battery problem (the Rotax battery is notoriously shoddy), P and I switched it out and it seemed to fix the problem.  So yeah, I got to race.

SKC was running the Sutton track in reverse configuration (clockwise) on Sunday.  It was my first time running reverse so I was concentrating purely on learning the track.  The reverse configuration is a lot of fun.  While the chicanes and the corners at the end of the straightaways are slower than the regular configuration, your entry speed (and therefore ultimate top speed) is much faster.  With the wet track the kart was a bit tailhappy but nothing I couldn't fix by smoothing my driving out.

Then it started to rain.

So now I had to switch to a full rain setup.  This meant buying rain tires, mounting them, switching them onto the kart, flipping the airbox to rain setting (and creating a new airbox brace since I couldn't find my old one) and mounting a water blocker for the brakes.  I was able to complete this work just in time for the qualifying session.

... and the starter failed to turn again.  This time switching the battery didn't work (I suspected it wasn't a battery problem in the first place since the original battery still had a full charge).  There was no way I could have made it out to the qualifying session and I predicted there was going to be a lot of work to do to find and fix the problem.  There was a good possibility that my race day was over after just one practice.

At first I thought there was a break in the wire between the starter switch and the starter motor.  Unfortunately I left my spare wiring harness at home.  Fortunately it turns out I just had a bad reading on the multimeter.  Unfortunately this meant that the problem was in the starter itself.

To get at the starter motor on a Rotax, you need to take the engine off the kart.  To take the engine of my kart you needed to: disconnect the wiring harness from the engine, disconnect the exhausted, disconnect the airbox (since it was hard mounted to the chassis for the rain) and since I was not thinking straight, I disconnected the carburetor and the fuel pump as well.  With the starter motor out, I first tested for engagement (successful) and then powering the motor directly from the battery (failed).  Taking apart the starter motor, it turns out the brush on the positive node was disconnected due to a break in the wire (fatigue).  A problem that's easy to fix with a sodering iron.

Unfortunately a sodering iron is not one of the tools in teh standard arsenal of a kart mechanic.  Fortunately ONE person at the track had a sodering iron and soder wire (one other person had a sodering iron but no soder wire).

I was able to repair the brush with the soder.  While re-assembling the starter motor (with P's help) some parts fell out; and not knowing what they were I just chucked them into my spare parts bin.  It's an electric motor, so a missing seal here or there shouldn't be a problem.  Completing the assembly, I tested the starter motor with a direct connection.  IT SPINS!!!

So now I have to re-assemble everything.  Not only that, the weather has changed dramatically since the qualifying session so now I have to reset everything back to dry weather racing condition.  Mount and replumb the engine, connect the chain, reconnect the wiring harness, strap down the wires and hoses, flip the airbox, change the jet and pin setting on the carburetor, change the sparkplug, flip the airbox, narrow the front end, widen the back end, change the tires and add more fuel (I was underweight).  I missed the pre-finals, but at least I was able to make the final race.

My race results were mediocre, which was okay considering the lack of practice time.  My front end was probably too tight since the kart was a bit twitchy and I was running two teeth too high on the gearing.  But I was happy: I found and fixed a major problem without any help and still manage to do decently after nearly ten months of absence at the track.

The next race is at Shannonville for the Honda Crystal Cup.  I'm still deciding if I want to go but hopefully this time I won't have so much work to do!

July 19, 2005

These Boots Are Made for Boring

0605_jessica_simpson_eCaught the new video for Jessica Simpson's cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" on Muchmusic the other day.  WTF!!!!  This video is horrendously annoying. (Find the video here)

Let's start with the music: the cover sucked.  Uninspiring, boring, yada yada yada; it's only purpose in life is as a marketing device.

Then there's the video.  Jessica's got an awesome body and looks and all, but do they have to parade her sexuality so tactlessly?  Maybe if I was 13 instead of approaching 30, I MIGHT find this video titillating.  Right now, it just feels like someone gave you so much candy that you want to puke at the thought of more candy.  There's so much sex in the video that it's completely unsexy.

Maybe I'm getting too old, but there's definitely something I find sexier in subtlety vs. crass exhibitionism.

July 15, 2005

Got the wind knocked out of me

Did some free sparring with D Sihing yesterday in Ving Tsun class.  I'm having trouble figuring out how to use Capoeira in a real fight and how to combine it with Ving Tsun.  When I stand upright Ving Tsun works really well and so do the standard kicks: roundhouse (martelo), front snap (ponteira) and the side kick (chapa).  But the Capoeira escapes (esquiva) don't seem to work since it takes too long to drop down.  On the other hand if I take a ginga stance I leave myself vulnerable to low kicks whenever I open up to attack.  That and Ving Tsun doesn't work from a ginga position unless I rise up, which takes time (found that out a couple of rodas ago versus Careca).

More fun things to figure out...

D Sihing managed to land a really good kick to my abdomen yesterday and just barely knocked the wind out of me.  It doesn't hurt as much as it was really really annoying to temporarily lose voluntary control of my body.  I was really surprised to feel my abs tense up in time to absorb the blow.  Man, am I thankful for all my ab workouts.

D Sihing should also stop worrying about hurting me.  I don't care about getting hit; it's part of the sport.

Got the wind knocked out of me

Did some free sparring with D Sihing yesterday in Ving Tsun class.  I'm having trouble figuring out how to use Capoeira in a real fight and how to combine it with Ving Tsun.  When I stand upright Ving Tsun works really well and so do the standard kicks: roundhouse (martelo), front snap (ponteira) and the side kick (chapa).  But the Capoeira escapes (esquiva) don't seem to work since it takes too long to drop down.  On the other hand if I take a ginga stance I leave myself vulnerable to low kicks whenever I open up to attack.  That and Ving Tsun doesn't work from a ginga position unless I rise up, which takes time (found that out a couple of rodas ago versus Careca).

More fun things to figure out...

D Sihing managed to land a really good kick to my abdomen yesterday and just barely knocked the wind out of me.  It doesn't hurt as much as it was really really annoying to temporarily lose voluntary control of my body.  I was really surprised to feel my abs tense up in time to absorb the blow.  Man, am I thankful for all my ab workouts.

D Sihing should also stop worrying about hurting me.  I don't care about getting hit; it's part of the sport.

July 13, 2005

Event Alert: Axé Capoeira Street Roda (05/07/15 & 05/07/16)

The Axé Capoeira group will be holding two street rodas this weekend.  The first street roda is confirmed for Friday at 1930 at Queen and Soho.  The second street roda will be on Saturday but time and location are to be confirmed (probably about 1800).  See you there!

Salve Capoeira!

PS: Paraiba has started his class in Toronto.  Paraiba's information is available on the Axé Capoeira site or come grab a flyer at one of the rodas.

July 12, 2005

Powering Human Fission

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IT'S HERE

It's here!  It's finally here!  Caffeinated Mountain Dew is here!

Mountain_dew_energy

Nuclear generators have their uranium.  I have my Mountain Dew to power my human fission reactor.

Here's what it says on the back of the bottle:

RECOMMENDED USE: DEVELOPED FOR PERIODS OF INCREASED MENTAL AND PHYSICAL EXERTION.  HELPS TEMPORARILY RESTORE MENTAL ALERTNESS OR WAKEFULNESS WHEN EXPERIENCING FATIGUE OR DROWSINESS.

RECOMMENDED DOSE (ADULTS): DRINK 591 mL (1 BOTTLE) AS NEEDED.

MEDICINAL INGREDIENT: PER 591 mL: CAFFEINE 91 mg

NON-MEDICINAL INGREDIENT: CARBONATED WATER, GLUCOSE-FRUCTOSE AND/OR SUGAR, CONCENTRATED ORANGE JUICE AND OTHER NATURAL FLAVOURS, CITRIC ACID, SODIUM BENZOATE, SODIUM CITRATE, ACACIA GUM, ERYTHORBIC ACID, EDETATE CALCIUM DISODIUM, BROMINATED VEGETABLE OIL, COLOUR

CAUTIONS: CONTAIN CAFFEINE. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, PREGNANT OR BREAST-FEEDING WOMEN, OR CAFFEINE SENSITIVE PERSONS. DO NOT CONSUME MORE THAN 1000 mg CAFFEINE PER DAY.

The 355 mL cans actually recommend 710 mL as the recommended dosage with about 110+ mg of caffeine.

Between my skyrocketing energy output and this new wonder drink, I am going to be a holy terror on the hills this winter.  Now if I can just figure out how to keep the calorie intake up to fuel my systems.  Man cannot ride on caffeine alone; man needs his carbs!

Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

July 11, 2005

Achieving human fision

This past weekend I uncounciously tried to overexert myself, seeking to achieve the blissful restful sleep that comes with being physically exhausted.  Unfortunately, I seemed to have tuned my body to the point where I am able to sustain a ridiculous amount of activity.

 

Let's look at Alan's weekend:

 

Saturday AM: Woke up, did 100 push-ups, 120 sit-ups and 240 punches on the sandbag.  Then ate big breakfast and shopped for karting supplies (Canadian Tire).

Saturday Early Afternoon: Drove from Richmond Hill to Mississauga for Capoeira class.  Slightly more than an hour and a half of Capoeira in the heat.

Saturday Late Afternoon: Lunch and hanging out at Careca's.

Saturday Early Evening: Shopped for bike lights, went home, hand washed and dried the White Rocket, mounted bike lights.

Saturday Late Evening: Went for a 2 hour bike ride in the dark.  Biked from home to #36's, then over to the restaurant for dinner with folks.  Only stopped for maybe 15 minutes.  Got honked at 4 times (people really don't know the rules of the road for bikes).

Saturday Near Midnight: Dinner

Sunday Morning: Got up, packed White Rocket for karting, headed over to #36's, ate brunch, drove up to track.

Sunday Afternoon: Got the Red Beast ready running for the first time this season.  Only problem was a leaky radiator pipe (fixed with Teflon tape) and a busted starter switch (need to buy from Radio Shack).  Did a gradual engine break-in over three 15 lap session: 15 laps at 7000 rpm; 15 laps at 12000; then 15 laps at full speed.  Had the engine running very rich but it was still able to pull 13500 rpms.  Then I did a endurance training session of a continuous 40+ laps at race speed , staying within half a second for about 80% of the laps.  Water is not enough for re-hydrating in such heat when physically active.

Sunday Early Evening: Packed trailer, went home for dinner, started laundry.

Sunday Late Evening: Dinner, finished laundry, spent 20 minutes with basic Ving Tsun practice.

 

I am going to be ridiculously difficult to keep up with this snowboarding season.